:P What is absolutely sickening though is that once I finished piping the icing and before I washed out the icing gun...
I ate all the remaining chocolate icing. I cleaned the bowl out with my fingers. I even put the icing nozzle in my mouth and squeezed the frosting right into my mouth.
Since Mia's birth -- and sometime before that -- I have eaten umpteen packets of Timtam, many cakes, croissants with dollops of butter on them. I drink full cream milk. I also drink very sweet coffee; two teaspoons of sugar in each cup. Sometimes three cups a day.
But none of the above compares to what I've done in the last month and a half. All by myself, I have drank 15 litres of Coca Cola. I hate myself.