29.10.09

Why I want to be a pussy


1. ... because I get to stay here in a suite where people are paid to cuddle me. ---->

2. I have no curfew hours and can go out whenever and wherever I want to.

3. Someone else prepares/bothers about my food.

4. Someone else also cleans my poo.

5. The fatter I get, the cuter I look.

6. I have no morals when destroying fresh garden beds or digging up newly planted saplings.

7. I can crawl on to strangers crotches and sleep there (umm).

8. I always choose good-looking strangers with (good-looking) crotches.

9. I will have videos on youtube dedicated to me. Like this one. Badly made, but it's not my fault, is it now? I'm a bloody pussy cat.

15 comments:

Sree said...

whoever is talking sounds like dharmendra.

simplypallu said...

What was he doing under that carpet anyway? Did you find out?

JB said...

@ Sree: If i even consider passing that feedback on, first i will have to explain who Dharmendra is!!

JB said...

@ simply pallu: Nah. He just refused to talk you know. ;)

simplypallu said...

ooh, but Dharmendra can barely speak enough English to save his life! don't compare the poor aussie with him ;-)

Mamma mia! Me a mamma? said...

Tis swell, the life of a contented pussy!

The Dude said...

So then its a cats life?
...poor dogs, what have they got left now?

JB said...

@Dude: Ah the good doggies get Paris Hilton...

Mystique said...

of all the things to say, why pussy?

i'm sorry, I'm a dirty innuendo filled girl,

Mystique said...

you have an adorable Billy btw.

JB said...

@Mystique: because you understand innuendos girl. :) And thanks, i wuv him so much

Eveline said...

'I have no curfew hours and can go out whenever and wherever I want to.' If Miss Ensler had a book on you know what, she'd totally use this line.

Your cat is absolutely precious! I'm not so much a cat-person but if i had one i wish she looks as cute as yours does.

The Dude said...

her?
aw man, they really are in dire straits.. poor doggies.. :'(

dobighazameen said...

hope u well, last post on Oct 30th, so was wondering if all is ok in Oz land.

luv.

Quirky said...

Hi. Stumbled upon ur blog.. blinked 4 few sec at the title..read on n found it actually is about a cat... now dono whether I'm relieved or a tad bit disappointed at bein deprived of a more interesting post ;)

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